You know those days.

The cigar won’t stay lit. The humidor’s low. The group chat is chaos. Work’s a disaster.
Sometimes there’s only one thing left to say.

“Sht’s Fcked.”

And honestly? Sometimes the best response is to light a good cigar and let the world figure itself out.

This bold, minimalist tee from Four John’s Apparel is made for cigar smokers, lounge regulars, porch philosophers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their smoke.

Because around here, we believe cigars are about more than smoke — they’re about slowing down, good conversation, and surviving life one cigar at a time.


• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico