If you heard this in your head in Dr. Evil’s voice, this shirt is for you.

Inspired by the iconic Austin Powers moment where Dr. Evil demands “One Million Dollars!” - this parody flips the punchline to what actually matters: one million cigars.

It’s instantly recognizable, unapologetically funny, and made for cigar smokers who appreciate classic comedy, pop culture, and a good smoke. Bold black-and-white artwork keeps it timeless and lounge-appropriate.
No explanation needed. If they get it, they get it.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.