One Million Cigars!! Shirt | Austin Powers Dr. Evil Parody

If you heard this in your head in Dr. Evil’s voice, this shirt is for you.

Inspired by the iconic Austin Powers moment where Dr. Evil demands “One Million Dollars!” - this parody flips the punchline to what actually matters: one million cigars.

It’s instantly recognizable, unapologetically funny, and made for cigar smokers who appreciate classic comedy, pop culture, and a good smoke. Bold black-and-white artwork keeps it timeless and lounge-appropriate.
No explanation needed. If they get it, they get it.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.