Some rivalries are eternal, and hating on the Cowboys tops the list. This Dallas Sucks tee takes the smack talk up a notch—featuring JFK, a known cigar man, enjoying a smoke in sharp retro style. Equal parts edgy history nod and NFL trash talk, this shirt is for fans who roll their eyes at “America’s Team” and light up in celebration when they lose.

Perfect for game day tailgates, cigar lounges, or just firing shots at Cowboy fans year-round, this shirt blends cigar culture with unapologetic NFL rivalry energy.

🔥 Bold statement for NFL fans who can’t stand Dallas, in a variety of colors to support your team
💨 JFK with a cigar for the cigar aficionado twist
👕 The ultimate anti-Cowboys game day shirt
Because when it comes to football… some things just never change.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.