Maximum Firepower Unisex classic tee

Maximum Firepower Unisex classic tee

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Straight outta Fort Drum’s frozen wasteland and into your warm embrace—Maximum Firepower is what happens when you mix belt-fed chaos with a post-mission cigar and zero regard for subtlety. Featuring the M240—aka the Army’s favorite shoulder-destroying lawn ornament—with a cigar barrel that’s lit in every sense, this design brings the kind of heat you don’t find in a DFAC.

Built for the troops who’ve sat through more safety briefs than safety moments, this one’s a nod to those who know “Be safe, don’t do dumb stuff” is both advice and challenge.

Perfect for range day, cigar night, or yelling “CLEAR!” before kicking open the fridge.
Light it. Rip it. Let the brass fall where it may.

Maximum firepower. Minimum supervision.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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