I Assure You We Smoke Here Unisex T-Shirt | Clerks Tee | Jay and Silent Bob

I'm disgusted and repulsed, and I can't look away.

A nod to Clerks II and its most infamous line, this shirt flips the script with cigar culture in mind. Set against a Quick Stop-style backdrop, it's a bold homage to minimum wage philosophy, backroom banter, and the sacred rules we never break.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala